Well, if I'm going to collect random quotes, might as well share them...and these are very tangentially running related (well, they came to me while running).
"I'd rather be winded by a buffet, than buffeted by the wind"
"Atheists are people who don't believe this is a trial run"
"A marriage should be complementary, and complimentary"
"If it's all about expensive race fees, shoes, watches, and other gear, it might as well be golf."
"Why the f-ck don't I have an ice ax?"
(When told we couldn't safely descend the route we were on)